The Color Issue: Final Giveaway...a FANTASTIC Kate... →
When my friend starts talking about Fifty Shades...
myfriendsarenotmarried: I’m like
fiber one bars are so delicious
and they will make you fart like you just ate peter griffin in gas form.
i feel obligated to post this because i have a... →
It’s not OK to go to work with scars on our arms, and live in girlfriends...– Meg Jay [The Defining Decade: Why your twenties matter and how to make the most of them now]
there’s a funny thing about time. we expect too much from it. we punish ourselves for not living hard and fast enough and get disappointed with our own apathy when days turn to weeks and we’re still here. it’s as if the minutes that make up that imaginary “before” have no worth. a moment of stillness is a missed opportunity. before we grow up, before we go to...
kentucky pill - johnny flynn (you’re...
use your brown person instincts to tell me if the mangoes are ripe.– my sister to her [Bengali] boyfriend
I got a job... like a full time (low) salaried...
i am a little drunk and googled the first thought... →
protip: own a rice cooker. it will change your...
He has been living in terror; but now it gives way to smooth, dull shores of...– dan franck
When you drunk text/dial someone you shouldn't...
i’m gonna tiptoe my ass into your life and jack you muthafucka– aladdin from compton
tomorrow is my college graduation
i just remembered fred weasley is dead and i want...
people say it’s an annoying hipster move to say “i used to like this [now popular] band years ago… sigh… now they suck.” what happens when i say “this [now popular] band sucked before they were famous… and they still suck.”
Guess what I’m eating for breakfast? Blueberry pie! I don’t know...– My grandmother has dementia. It breaks my heart, but there are times when it gives us an excuse to laugh together. She rules.
something happened to me this morning that i...
i weighed myself. i ate a bagel. i weighed myself again and was a half a pound lighter than previously aforementioned.
Well gee golly mister look what tomorrow is! →
When people start talking about all of their...
whatshouldwecallme: And I’m just like: