May 2012
“use your brown person instincts to tell me if the mangoes are ripe.”
– my sister to her [Bengali] boyfriend
I got a job... like a full time (low) salaried...
i am a little drunk and googled the first thought... →
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this is possibly my most embarrassing secret
I am lazy. No, that is not the secret at all. Most people who know me well understand this. Sometimes I appear not to be lazy because I do fairly well at things. I do not succeed because I work hard. I succeed because it is easy for me to understand many things and it is easy for me to do a few things without trying. I almost always choose the path of least resistance. There are probably...
protip: own a rice cooker. it will change your...
“He has been living in terror; but now it gives way to smooth, dull shores of...”
– dan franck
When you drunk text/dial someone you shouldn't...
whatshouldwecallmichigan:
“i’m gonna tiptoe my ass into your life and jack you muthafucka”
– aladdin from compton
April 2012
tomorrow is my college graduation
…pass.
i just remembered fred weasley is dead and i want...
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fun.
people say it’s an annoying hipster move to say “i used to like this [now popular] band years ago… sigh… now they suck.”
what happens when i say “this [now popular] band sucked before they were famous… and they still suck.”
“Guess what I’m eating for breakfast? Blueberry pie! I don’t know...”
– My grandmother has dementia. It breaks my heart, but there are times when it gives us an excuse to laugh together. She rules.
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something happened to me this morning that i...
i weighed myself.
i ate a bagel.
i weighed myself again and was a half a pound lighter than previously aforementioned.
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Well gee golly mister look what tomorrow is! →
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When people start talking about all of their...
whatshouldwecallme:
And I’m just like:
“Many of my fellow atheists are nice and smart people, but there is also a...”
– massimo pigliucci
March 2012
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the thing i hate about looking at homemaking blogs (i’m getting older ok my need to be domestic has become more pronounced) is how every post between awesome ways to clean your oven and ridiculously tasty crockpot indian food recipes is something about praying and something about how awesome it is you can homeschool your kids so you can teach them why evolution isn’t real.
it bums me...
When I wake up from a nap
THIS WAS ME ON ST. PATTY’S DAY
“the truth is neither here nor there, it’s the look of the thing that...”
– the dowager countess [downton abbey]
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February 2012
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just realized i'm in a 19 person class with...
i should pay more attention to the famous people around me.
downton abbey has the best music in the history of television.
January 2012
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How Doctors Die →
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old dan tucker - bruce springsteen [the seeger...
